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Gilgamesh Night
So!
This time, among "Gilgamesh Night",
I met a woman.
Today is Ai Iijima!
I will tell you about Ai Iijima.
Ai Iijima will be a regular at Gilgamesh for about three or four months.
Before meeting Ai Iijima,
the director said,
Ai Iijima will be a regular next week.
I found an interesting woman named Ai Iijima.
That's terrible.
Oh, is it?
"I want her to wear a tee bag," I said.
All of a sudden?
But at the time, I didn't know what a tee bag was.
Oh, I see. What is a tee bag?
A tee bag is something that Ai Iijima was popular with.
That's amazing.
I didn't know about a tee bag.
But the director found Ai Iijima and said,
I want you to wear a tee bag.
Iijima-kun, nice to meet you.
That's amazing.
And in the next recording,
in the studio of "TV TOKYO",
I thought Ai Iijima might be somewhere.
So I asked the staff if Ai Iijima was there.
"Oh, she's there," I said.
But in the studio's camera warehouse...
Oh, there's a camera warehouse.
There's no lighting there.
I don't think there's anything there.
In the back of the camera warehouse, in the pipe chair,
Ai Iijima was sitting alone in the dark.
At that time?
I thought I had to say hello to her.
Because she was leaving me alone.
Oh, that's right, Ai Iijima.
Are you Ai Iijima?
"Oh, that's me," I said.
In the pipe chair.
In the pipe chair, yes.
I'm Ai Iijima. Nice to meet you.
What Ai Iijima says at home is...
The first talent I greeted when I entered the entertainment world was Ai Iijima.
I was asked why I was an old man.
It's a funny story.
The rehearsal is over and the opening is an hour later.
I'm waiting for you.
You met Ai Iijima at "two shot".
I met her.
But I've never heard of you rehearsing with her.
Why is that?
I'm sorry to ask you this, but did you use the same girl as before?
That's where I first heard it.
Your makeup is completely different.
I've never heard of you rehearsing with her.
You're not wearing makeup.
This is a serious story.
I'm sorry, but is she the same girl as before?
That's right!
I'm sorry.
You're not Iijima anymore.
You're not wearing makeup like a raccoon.
You're cute.
That's how it started.
At first, Ai was in charge of the news.
There's CNN in America.
CNN is included in American news programs.
It's "g" because it's "girigami".
g
So I did "gnn" with a hip line.
In the end, Ai turned her body around and took out her e-bag and put her butt out.
"girigami" started.
I went to Ai's dressing room and asked her which one she wanted me to wear.
I thought you should wear a strapless one.
That's right.
It's not like that.
I don't have a budget, so I'm selling my own clothes every time.
That's right.
Until now, Ai had her own e-bag.
That's amazing.
I asked her how many months it had been.
I heard about it later.
It's her own e-bag.
Ai's own e-bag.
I thought it was a costume, but I didn't know it was her own e-bag.
That's right.
I also take care of her butt.
I take her butt out of the opening.
I told her that I put on good cream every time.
You put on body cream.
I put on good cream.
One day, I went to a summer beach with Ai.
What we do in the summer beach is...
Ai and I go to the beach.
We go to the beach and take Ai's butt.
Wait a minute.
Is it a butt version of Gyo-taku?
It's a location. Let's all get together and do it.
No, no, it's not fair.
In the meantime, Ai-chan puts her butt on a washing machine and takes a butt shot.
What kind of location is that?
You're saying that now?
Ai-chan takes a butt shot, but there are a lot of people, so be careful.
That's important.
What do you call it?
Open.
That's right.
Is it open?
That's why women are so popular.
I see.
Fashion leader.
I want to imitate the hairstyle and fashion that I want to be like Iijimae-chan.
Ai-chan is a genius.
It was so fast that I wondered if my head was really spinning like this.
But it's not good to spit poison or say it strongly, is it?
That's right.
You say "yes, okay" and it's over, right?
You go back from the beginning and go to the dressing room together.
There's something to worry about, so you say, "I think I said it too much."
That's right.
But it's okay. I think it's okay.
I had that kind of thought.
It's amazing. You're good at it.
That's right.
That's amazing.
By the way, Ai-chan, you go to the dressing room at 9 a.m. in the morning, right?
Yes, at 9 a.m.
You read a book from 9:30 a.m.
It's like a special episode every week, so the corner you do it in is different, and the position you stand in is different every time, so you read a book while you go there properly and do it all at one o'clock.
Do you do everything properly?
Including technology.
That's 9 a.m. or 9 a.m. in the morning.
I read a book for an hour.
Next is a dry camera rehearsal.
You do exactly the same thing as the actual performance.
It's a rehearsal, but it's the actual performance.
So you have a lunch break from 12 a.m. to 1 a.m. and you do the actual performance from 1 a.m.
I do the actual performance.
That's amazing.
But you read a book at 9 a.m.
You have to be in the studio a little before 9 a.m.
Everyone except Ai-chan Iijima is sleeping in their seats.
But Ai-chan doesn't come there every time.
She's not there?
She's always late.
Everyone goes in at 9 a.m.
You have to be there by 9:30 a.m.
That's been going on for many weeks.
That's quite common.
The atmosphere is getting worse and worse.
"Teamwork" was a very good band.
From beginning to end.
That's why you can't show your teamwork.
For example, "foomy".
"foomy" is amazing.
It was a very busy time.
Even in the midst of busyness, you read the script properly.
You can give 100% power from the rehearsal.
"foomy" rehearsed properly from the time of reading the script.
"foomy" said, "I have to say it first, otherwise I can't do it today."
How about it, Ai-chan?
At this proper pace, "foomy" said, "I can't do it."
Is it like that?
I can't say it. I'm sorry.
I thought I had to say it someday.
At that time, I went to a disc store in Nagoya.
"foomy" and I boarded a new train for the event.
I thought I had to say it here.
Yes, Ai-chan.
Ai-chan, I'll say it.
Ai-chan, you'll be late every time.
Ai-chan, the atmosphere in the studio is getting worse.
Don't you know?
Oh, you're saying you'll be late.
If only one person is late, the team will be seen.
Ai-chan, please don't be late.
Ai-chan, if you're late again,
I may speak during the show,
I won't say anything in front of the show.
I'll say it.
I had a lot of luck there.
What would happen in the next show?
Don't be late.
Foamy started,
Foamy said,
Ai-chan wasn't late.
Is it natural?
Of course it is natural.
I was told by my grandfather, and I was very frustrated.
I was frustrated, so I would never be late.
You weren't late, were you?
You're great.
You're great, but you're late.
What?
It's okay.
It's okay, but...
I wasn't late from there.
All the time?
After that, I told Ai-chan.
The only person I was forced into entertainment was Ijiri-chan's Sinsuke-san.
Oh, you two are together?
I've been telling you that for a long time.
You're honest and you're a regular person, so you can talk to me.
You're an action leader and you're a good-natured person.
I've told you a few times.
You're amazing, Ijiri-chan.
We're going to get together at Ai-chan's house at Sexymates or something like that.
I went to a nearby supermarket to buy something to eat.
At first, I got lost in the supermarket.
What?
I thought, "Where did Ai-chan go?"
I took it off and it was clogged.
Is it in the supermarket?
Yeah, it's clogged.
I said, "Is it okay?" and I said, "What are you doing?"
Which soap is good?
I bought them all one by one.
One by one?
One by one.
What are you doing?
Which soap is good?
I'm choosing soap and I'm eating it.
Why don't you buy soap or something like that?
I don't need it.
It was funny.
I smelled soap and I thought, "Can I change it?"
And then Sexymates came along and bought me a truck.
It's safe, right?
At home?
I'm taking that Sexymates to Ijima-san's house and I'm doing normal things.
I can't believe it.
I can't do it.
I think you're doing something in your house.
I was like, "I'm hungry."
By the way, can you make me a truck?
Are you sure?
I'll make it for you.
Let's all make pasta together.
With Ijima-san?
Yes.
With a telephone?
Yes, with a telephone.
That's amazing.
It's like a family thing.
It's completely different from what you think.
It's like Ijima-san.
What?
Don't say that!
Ijima-san and such wonderful women.
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you very much.